双语笑话|职场笑话大伙都觉得我是头

Peter was^{1 telling a friend that he had2 just lost his job.
Why did3 the foreman fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
Oh, Peter said4, you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets5 watching everybody6 else work.
We all know that, replied7 his friend. But why did he let you go?
Jealousy, answered Pete. All the other workers thought8 I was the foreman.}

中文翻译：

皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚扔掉了工作。
为何领班会开除你？朋友诧异地问。
哦，皮特说，你了解领班是哪种人。他们一直把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看别的人工作。
大家了解是如此。朋友回答说。但为何他会叫你走？
嫉妒。皮特回答。其他所有些工人都觉得我是领班。